Now you can have your very own fake kid in a kit. No muss, no fuss, just a seemingly tangible excuse to hit the road early for 9 holes, sporting events or a ticket to do absolutely nothing. Inside this kit you will find all the necessary items to create the kid of your dreams. Just think...no labor pains, bad grades or crushing disappointment. Kit Includes: - Framed "kid" picture - "Kid" Drawing - Welcome letter from the creator - A la carte menu of additional services **You can also choose from a variety of races to give your kid more authenticity.